hotvampireadjacent:

garbage-empress:

hotvampireadjacent:

I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid

oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you’ve got some growing to do.

It’s not a fuckijg contest

INSECTS ATTACK

🐜🐞🐛🕷🦟🦟🪲🪳

crabmandible:

crabmandible:

crabmandible:

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

OGAHAGSIGf

here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment

i heard titties are allowed again so im come back

screamingbats:

technogodhead:

technogodhead:

the porn filter only detects HUMAN skin tones you know what that means

homestuck is legal

• trolls have grey skin
• no nipples no problem!
• they dont have human genitalia cant get banned for a tentacle

homestuck porn legal

angelslawn:

my she/her nipples

crutchiee:

sirlightbulb:

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

reblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know

thuri-ly-made-madej:

fairygodrobot:

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

tybalt-tisk:

dankmemeuniversity:

Suburbitank.

jarojelli:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

what’s your hogwarts house, mine’s jigglypuff

Mines fuckin uhhhhhhhhhh Huffington Post